All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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