absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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