You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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