I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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