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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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