I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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