Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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