The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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