Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm sobbing to NWA
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
We need to get me chipped asap
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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