Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Slut skills are useful in every country.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
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