How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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