i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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