i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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