I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
