In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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