How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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