Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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