So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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