You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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