Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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