Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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