You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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