Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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