I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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