ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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