Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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