did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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