i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Blood and glitter go together right?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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