Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
