I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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