what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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