i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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