he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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