does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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