I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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