people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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