a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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