gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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