She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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