yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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