...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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