This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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