He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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