Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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