I want to make a zoo with you.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I think your dad took our porno
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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