The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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