Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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