too bad you live with your parents still
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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