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go home
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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