Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You should frame my arrest warrant.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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