Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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